I Have a Confession to Make...

2020-ж., 28-ноя.
6 026 999 Көрүүлөр

This isn't easy for me to talk about... For the past 6 months there has been a shadow looming over my life. A pastry shaped shadow that has started to bleed into other parts of my day-to-day and I neither me nor my personal trainer can handle it anymore. You deserve better and, more importantly, I deserve better. And the only way to face this head on is to go straight to Pop Tart HQ and confront Mr. Kellogg himself... Wish me luck.
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  • See, here's the thing. The best part about strawberry milkshakes (which is the best flavor of average milkshakes btw, I don't know what Mark is talking about) is that they're cold. So like... toasting a milkshake flavored Poptart... I-I-is just gonna defeat the purpose of the cold treat that is: A milkshake.

    Katherine BroadwayKatherine BroadwayСаат мурун
  • "What a waste of food." Mark, just take all of the ones you already tried and bake the world's largest, most Pop-Tart themed crumb cake ever.

    Katherine BroadwayKatherine Broadway2 саат мурун
  • Dude your going to get FAT XD XD

    Wolf HoundWolf Hound4 саат мурун
  • I thought the confession was gonna be something bad but now I’m having trouble keeping a straight face but pop tarts aren’t that bad

    Fizzy AnimationsFizzy Animations4 саат мурун
  • Not to be the bearer of bad news but there's about 190 calories in each pop-tart and two come in a bag so that would actually be 190 calories times 2 times 84 which comes out to 31,920 calories.

    MikeMike8 саат мурун
  • In fifth grade I always felt so depressed when there was no frosting on my Pop Tart.

    Darth LightyearDarth Lightyear9 саат мурун
  • Man who doesn't like chocolate & loves fruit wastes 30 minutes to conclude fruit tastes better than chocolate

    Triple STriple S11 саат мурун
  • Hahahahahaha. The editing quality and his personality, are AMAZIIING

    MFPMFP12 саат мурун
  • OMG I LOVE POPTARTS. That would litterilly be me if I could spend all my parents money on pop tarts

    Tiernan LanoieTiernan Lanoie15 саат мурун
  • 18:04 *me when I overheard that I'm spending two nights at my best friends house* :o

    Micheal aftonMicheal afton17 саат мурун
  • This has same energy as MeatCanyon's goku video

    picsmics4picsmics417 саат мурун
  • Man said there are 4 left in here and it's a 16 pack. Then he said 8. Mark's logic: 16-4=8

    Camdyn DickersonCamdyn Dickerson18 саат мурун
  • You know what I drink 5 pounds of Apple juice per 10 hours you do you I do me

    Atsuhiro SakoAtsuhiro Sako19 саат мурун
  • Thought he was going to be gay or something Not that there is anything wrong with being gay

    Austin ConradAustin Conrad20 саат мурун
  • Alternate title: Hiding poptarts from Amy's holy peepers.

    Zara ForslandZara Forsland23 саат мурун
  • Man, finally he's coming out to his that he's gay... Wait, nevermind.

    Its_PrksIts_Prks23 саат мурун
  • Mark: People who eat potarts microwaved or cold are heathans. Me, who eats both: 😳

    Katie BowdoinKatie BowdoinКүн мурун
  • The next time i play among us my name is gonna be Marks poptart if it'll fit. I SWEAR IT ON MY LIIFEE

    that.one. bookshelfthat.one. bookshelfКүн мурун
  • Smores

    TheKoreyVolcomTheKoreyVolcomКүн мурун
  • I thought this was fucking serious until the joke with lixian

    PenguPenguКүн мурун
  • I’m a diabetic, and 69 CARBS?!

    Cloud StrifeCloud StrifeКүн мурун
  • Cherry is literally the worst fruity flavored poptart there is. Strawberry is one of the best, and so is Wildberry

    Philip McDonaldPhilip McDonaldКүн мурун
  • Whats YOUR guy's favourite pop tart flavor?

    Tae KangTae KangКүн мурун
  • Who keep $500 worth of Pop Tarts a secret?

    kentrell leekentrell leeКүн мурун
  • The pause at 16:57 has me cracked up... this is different packaging 😂

    Kaylee SpoonerKaylee Spooner2 күн мурун
  • amy: you dont need to tell me what everything means what amy is really saying: shut up.

    waksdm rkdfgvdfmwaksdm rkdfgvdfm2 күн мурун
  • Mark: poptart better sponser me when this video is done Also Mark: this is garbage, this taste like shit, I dont know how the got you to think this was a good breakfast, This is really bad for you. Also also Mark: eats 84 poptarts

    Puk SørensenPuk Sørensen2 күн мурун

    waksdm rkdfgvdfmwaksdm rkdfgvdfm2 күн мурун
  • mark: burps toaster: AHHHH mark: oh look its done

    waksdm rkdfgvdfmwaksdm rkdfgvdfm2 күн мурун

  • mark: even if this changes your opinion on me.. everyone: no its gonna change your comments

    waksdm rkdfgvdfmwaksdm rkdfgvdfm2 күн мурун
  • I think no Ethan + quarantine is getting to him guys

    Mayhem AND FriendsMayhem AND Friends2 күн мурун
  • Yo Mark you got anymore of the tarts?

    Mr GoreMr Gore2 күн мурун
  • Markiplier makes my day

    Haven WaltersHaven Walters2 күн мурун
  • Poptarts are cookies and no one can tell me otherwise.

    fluffipinkbunniesfluffipinkbunnies2 күн мурун
  • Looking at your vid reminded me of TheActMan and i went to watch him and im now a fan of TheActMan all because i saw mark close up

    FireblxzeFireblxze2 күн мурун
  • review the video Its not true Sry mark 😃 you still have my love and respect

    Momo YukiMomo Yuki2 күн мурун
  • What are Pop Tarts?????

    puppetmasterinpuppetmasterin2 күн мурун
    • @Fireblxze Ha???

      puppetmasterinpuppetmasterin2 күн мурун
    • Pop*

      FireblxzeFireblxze2 күн мурун
    • Poop tarts are my childhood

      FireblxzeFireblxze2 күн мурун
  • Mark? Has reviewing food finally broken you?

    MotorMattMotorMatt3 күн мурун
  • Did anyone else write a list?

    Larissa WuLarissa Wu3 күн мурун
  • Frosted Pop-Tarts < Frosted Toaster Strudel

    toxiclunchtoxiclunch3 күн мурун
  • Oh my lord theres so much poptart boxes ;-;"

    Julianna Venisce PerezJulianna Venisce Perez3 күн мурун
  • I fell you

    Roman SanchezRoman Sanchez3 күн мурун
  • 13:21

    Kars AjaKars Aja3 күн мурун
  • yeh but pop tarts are supposed to be like pie-ish things and pies aren’t frosted so if you wanna have a pie for breakfast get the unfrosted ones.

    Vomer ConchVomer Conch3 күн мурун
    • @Vomer Conch you can just buy pie's XD its probably not the same than making them yourself but according to markiplier everything is better than pop tarts. they dont do those in my country so i dont know how bad they must be. But theres alot of unhealthy food anyway so idc XD

      LiandreLiandre3 күн мурун
    • @Liandre but then you have to make a pie

      Vomer ConchVomer Conch3 күн мурун
    • or just get a pie instead XD

      LiandreLiandre3 күн мурун
  • Keanu Reeves.. anybody else or just me?

    Cody MendolaCody Mendola3 күн мурун
  • 20:21 😂😂 *then cRaZy gOod!*

    Charles MorelandCharles Moreland4 күн мурун
  • Quarantine hit mark so hard

    Unbelievable BravoUnbelievable Bravo4 күн мурун
  • I don't like chacolate anything because it's usually all cheap very overrated flavor.

    The ChiefThe Chief4 күн мурун
  • Even Mooorrrreee unhinged........ (notice the same shirt as Del Monte video) STOP...get some help ( jk everyone)

    Nicole LNicole L4 күн мурун
  • look at 3:28 😂😂😂😂his face is hilarious

    Zack GrechZack Grech4 күн мурун
  • so its not just me

    beefunny247beefunny2474 күн мурун
  • Yah! Yah! Yah! (Whip sounds) 😂😂😂

    Fireball FlamingoFireball Flamingo4 күн мурун
  • 1:00

    William GabrielWilliam Gabriel5 күн мурун
  • That you are John wicks brother 😎

    kerptickerptic5 күн мурун
  • Mark. What did you do with all the extra Pop-Tarts?

    BaboonballsBaboonballs5 күн мурун
  • 18:05 mark pog

    What the fuck is love?What the fuck is love?5 күн мурун
  • 554k people love cinnamon roll pop tarts

    B1xB1x5 күн мурун
  • i love how mark has learned that his fans will watch a 33 min video about poptarts with a 5 minute intro and its just not questioned

    MayaMaya5 күн мурун
  • Also, I've never actually toasted a Poptart :)

    Taylormade ChaoticTaylormade Chaotic5 күн мурун
  • Evan knew EXACTLY what he was doing when he bought all those Poptarts.

    Taylormade ChaoticTaylormade Chaotic5 күн мурун
  • Fun little story! So my dad used to eat PopTarts a lot when he was in college because his brother was so hyper that they never got sugary treats. He was a diehard, we're talking a couple PopTarts per day, but then one day he screwed up. He had this janky toaster that he bought for himself and would launch food out, but he didn't see the harm for a PopTart cause hey! It's just a worse strudel, right? And when it launched, it landed icing down aaaaand he had to go to the hospital for the burns. Idk, he repeats it a lot so it's funny to him and embedded in my brain by now man.

    Smol Emo BeanSmol Emo Bean5 күн мурун
  • Just give it away

    Drips ForeverDrips Forever6 күн мурун
  • I’m finnish and trying so hard to understand what poptarts are. Is it bread? Is it a cookie? I’m so confused

    Eucis93Eucis936 күн мурун
    • @Kim Eye that sounds gross. Thank you!

      Eucis93Eucis934 күн мурун
    • Closer to a cookie texture than bread, but not even a good cookie. Very dry, and then the filling is like the sweetest most "fake fruit" flavored jam you can imagine.

      Kim EyeKim Eye4 күн мурун
  • I eat my toaster pastries frozen.

    Celestial SystemCelestial System6 күн мурун
  • Ayyy now I'm not sad for not being allowed pop tarts thanks Mark

    CynicSaadCynicSaad6 күн мурун
  • mark dont complain because you love pop tarts >>>>>>>>>>>>:(

    Ronnie-Lee FlynnRonnie-Lee Flynn6 күн мурун
  • 1: mark has been eating to mutch 2: MARK IS EATING THATS AGAINST HIS DIAT EAT AIR NOW MARK >:(

    Ronnie-Lee FlynnRonnie-Lee Flynn6 күн мурун
  • NAAAHHHHH unfrosted strawberry is the move

    JustBobbyJustBobby6 күн мурун
  • his math was off. the number of poptarts that he calculated shouldve been multiplied by 2. there are 2 poptarts per foil package.

    Jordan FlemingJordan Fleming6 күн мурун
  • So fun fact that I just found out is wild berry pop tarts are called crazy berry here in Canada

    TheRisingHeroTheRisingHero6 күн мурун
  • Mark desserts better

    KidKaster KKKidKaster KK7 күн мурун
  • my toaster doesn't have the word toast in it...

    A Different ChannelA Different Channel7 күн мурун
  • “You guys won’t tell anyone about this right?” The five million of us: Yep! We won’t tell a soul!

    Amy The wolfAmy The wolf7 күн мурун
  • There are no words.

    Terry Stover-DodrillTerry Stover-Dodrill7 күн мурун
  • The editing of this video is Top Tier. 😂😂😂

    Kyan CuarteKyan Cuarte7 күн мурун
  • Didn't Poptarts almost kill you earlier in the year?

    Rebel1121Rebel11217 күн мурун
  • Hes confession is just a fuckton of poptarts

    John Roland BinamiraJohn Roland Binamira7 күн мурун
  • You’re making me hungry. How dare you....

    Meeks Animation StudiosMeeks Animation Studios7 күн мурун
  • I can take like all of those poptarts off of you if you still got some :p

    Eye8ballEye8ball7 күн мурун
  • Iiiiiii

    Crèu Cat クル猫Crèu Cat クル猫7 күн мурун
  • I have only ever eaten a pop tart "cold". With all the icing and stuff on top, I thought it would melt into the toaster and that was just a mess I didn't want to get yelled at for or clean

    Ellie P.Ellie P.7 күн мурун
  • I like how he just insults companies that he wants sponsorships from while using derogatory language and references.

    Michael HolmesMichael Holmes8 күн мурун
  • Mark: *admits he's been eating Poptarts for 6 months* Me: what's so bad about that? Mark: *reads nutritional facts*

    shinytbell10shinytbell108 күн мурун
  • poptarts-

    ChibiChibi8 күн мурун
  • 9:24 Me when i've been awake all night and knows it's school tomorrow

    Elsa LööfElsa Lööf8 күн мурун
  • Me too my life is terrible to But you Gotta do Life have fun in the process even if it was terrible things in the process to

    Howdy 2 Googl Plex quintillion quadrillion PartnerHowdy 2 Googl Plex quintillion quadrillion Partner8 күн мурун
  • Oreos

    Howdy 2 Googl Plex quintillion quadrillion PartnerHowdy 2 Googl Plex quintillion quadrillion Partner8 күн мурун
  • have you ever eaten a slightly frozen toaster strudel?

  • 19:55 didn't expect this

    Gabriel CGabriel C8 күн мурун
  • All I have to say is cherry is NOT the best

    Maddie LouMaddie Lou8 күн мурун
  • I'm still confused as to why you have so many poptarts.. holy sheep.....

    Mandi DivineMandi Divine8 күн мурун
  • I feelso bad for you mark, but hey you made it thorugh.

    Lance BiggersLance Biggers8 күн мурун
  • : ( I like cold poptarts.

    Skullboy707Skullboy7078 күн мурун
  • I eat them raw! >:3 ( aka I do not heat them up! *MUAHAHAHAHAHA!* )

    Tangle HamainTangle Hamain9 күн мурун
  • well i come from CE, watch this video anyway

    Pudlik MadafakaPudlik Madafaka9 күн мурун
  • I think he’s gay

    NuggetOJNuggetOJ9 күн мурун
  • Oh great another youtube confession video

    ————————9 күн мурун
  • Markiplier: Trashes Poptarts for being unhealthy and mediocre for the entire video Also Markiplier: Asks for sponsorship from Poptarts

    Tony GirgisTony Girgis9 күн мурун
  • some serious walter white vibes at the start of the video

    sonof skysonof sky9 күн мурун